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The Fan Canon

A podcast about bad fanfiction. Three friends find, write, read, and construct fanfiction for your sick enjoyment.
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Aug 14, 2017

Or "Fab-lay" Anniversary, as we like to call it.

THANK YOU ALL FOR ONE YEAR OF FANFICTION JAPES OH GOSH WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUUUUUUCH

We are now part of IndieHaven's PodHaven podcast network. Check out our show and others at: http://indiehaven.com/category/podhaven/

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

Aug 6, 2017

NEVER LET THE E3 SPECIAL HAPPEN AGAIN

 

We are now part of IndieHaven's PodHaven podcast network. Check out our show and others at: http://indiehaven.com/category/podhaven/

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

Jul 24, 2017

We've still got a few tricks up our pant sleeves.

We are now part of IndieHaven's PodHaven podcast network. Check out our show and others at: http://indiehaven.com/category/podhaven/

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

Jul 9, 2017

San Francisco, Population: 0 (if you don't count cops as people).

We are now part of IndieHaven's PodHaven podcast network. Check out our show and others at: http://indiehaven.com/category/podhaven/

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

Jun 14, 2017

Looper has nothing to do with this podcast.

We are now part of IndieHaven's PodHaven podcast network. Check out our show and others at: http://indiehaven.com/category/podhaven/

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

May 22, 2017

The Fan Canon presents to you our side project: Roll With It, a D&D actual play podcast.
We've been planning this for a few months now, and are happy to finally bring it to you, our listeners!

The city of Gaspar is in ruins after a brutal assault by groups of insurgent goblinoids and gnolls. After the flames subsided, Duchess Khan calls forth our protagonists, survivors of the attack, and asks them to find aid in the city of Eola.

Dungeon Master - Hawke Kirschner

Addison Clarke, High Elf Bard/Rogue - Kristyn "Kfiz" Frieh
Grr'Yip, Half-Orc Druid - Kristin Pitts
Luca Wildoak, Human Monk - Frank Margarella
Myrna Templeton, Human Warlock - Brandy Odom

Music and Editing by Hawke Kirschner

May 15, 2017

Who will save Gotham when every hero is away on a team-building exercise?

We are now part of IndieHaven's PodHaven podcast network. Check out our show and others at: http://indiehaven.com/category/podhaven/

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

May 4, 2017

After taking two weeks to edit this mess, we can finally release it, only days before recording our next episode! Who's ready to draw Frank vore-ing Hawke? I sure hope his mom is!

We are now part of IndieHaven's PodHaven podcast network. Check out our show and others at: http://indiehaven.com/category/podhaven/

Thanks to Death Turner for letting us use their music as our intro and outro. Check out their stuff at deathturner.bandcamp.com

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

Apr 3, 2017

Who would win in a fight? Dan or Hot Pants Hawke?

We are now part of IndieHaven's PodHaven podcast network. Check out our show and others at: http://indiehaven.com/category/podhaven/

Thanks to Death Turner for letting us use their music as our intro and outro. Check out their stuff at deathturner.bandcamp.com

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

Mar 23, 2017

What won't Newt Scamander do for a donut from America?

Thanks to Death Turner for letting us use their music as our intro and outro. Check out their stuff at deathturner.bandcamp.com

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

Mar 6, 2017

This episode we cook with Zarya, chillax with turtles, send Dumbledore off to a galaxy far, far away, indulge in cake, and and endure some rotting wood.

Thanks to Death Turner for letting us use their music as our intro and outro. Check out their stuff at deathturner.bandcamp.com

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

Feb 23, 2017

We ask the real hard-hitting questions.


Thanks to Death Turner for letting us use their music as our intro and outro. check out their stuff at deathturner.bandcamp.com

Feb 7, 2017

Garfield, NSYNC, Plumbing, accidental homophobia, and ______. 

 

Orange Star City

Jan 11, 2017

On this very broken episode of the Fan Canon (great way to start the New Year!), we entertain the worst sides of ourselves once again, get drunk, sing, and visit terrible depths of madness.

Ending music is by Macintosh Plus, using the song リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー off the album Floral Shoppe.

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter. Check out our new website at thefancanon.com

Dec 20, 2016

It's the last episode of the year as Frank gets super drunk while Hawke and Kristin wish they were. We have tales of time travel, hardcore gay pucking, the greatest sitcom ever filmed, and a journey deep into the christmas themed multi-verse of Travis 2016.

 

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter.

Nov 30, 2016

HELLO WELCOME BACK TO FANFICTION TOWN FOOLS, WE GOTS YOU SOME BIDOOFS AND SOME FALLOUT AND SOME HAIKUS. YO WHADDUP.

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter.

Nov 18, 2016

Hawke and Kristin went on a trip to North Korea to help Ol' Kimmy there quash any rebellions and won't be back until the next recording.

In the meantime Frank secured local deviants Jed Whitaker and George Johnson, of the Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, and Spelling Bee award winning podcast "The Gameographers" to fill in Hawke and Kristin's void and also oust Frank as the truly terrible person he is.

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter.
Read more at http://thefancanon.libsyn.com/#tZvM1kFwMewOKxec.99

Nov 1, 2016

Boo! I scared you didn't I? That's what we ghosts do best! Spookin' and podcasting. 
In this chapter, We experience the Shining & Knuckles, Twilight and Yu-Gi-Oh & Knuckles, F**k Marry Kill & Knuckles, another fanfiction, a failure, and the perilous sexventures of Hawke.

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter.

Oct 17, 2016

Content Warning! If you do not want to listen to a fanfiction that depicts lewd activities with the lord Jesus Christ, skip everything between 11m 17s and 24m 16s.

Today's chapter brings us terrifying tales of love, lust, and luigi boards.

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts @FanCanonShow

Oct 5, 2016

With the gang back together, things can finally go back to being sub-par. Today's chapter begins our first of three spooktacular episodes, and boy are these fanfictions frighteningly awful.

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts @FanCanonShow

Sep 20, 2016

Frank was dying in Chicago so Hawke and Kristin decided to stamp on his grave with the help of podcasting mercenary and incumbent Queen of Butts Laura Kate Dale. This chapter, they discussed Professor Oak's Weird Science, what if Bella and Edward from Twilight were not vampires or the same characters at all, something about wrestling, Mario's industrial kingdom, the physics of Tracer's vagina-portal, unlocking the dark side/hole of Shadow the Hedgehog, and to top it all off, things get weirdly personal for Laura but, like, in a sexy way.

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts @FanCanonShow

Sep 5, 2016

Adventures and crossovers abound as we learn what happens when Picard uses the holodeck to become Professor Xavier, what the wizards of Hogwarts need anime ninjas for, what if Space Jam was Mike Myers, and how erotic it can be when Mickey Mouse plays the role of Christian Grey.

Elsewhere, Frank dies after choking on water, Kristin reads a really well-written fanfic about a hockey player/salamander hybrid, and Hawke doesn't do anything that I can remember to write down at four in the morning, I dunno, probably something racist definitely (though probably not).

Email us at TheFanCanon@gmail.com or send us fanfiction prompts @FanCanonShow 

Aug 21, 2016

We begin to develop an entire fanfiction-based universe, much like the Whedonverse but with more dead dogs.

Kristin digs into her dark past, Frank DMs a failed choose-your-own-Urkelventure, and Hawke wonders what would happen if Sonic the Hedgehog met the Crystal Gems, but them gives up halfway through.

 

Aug 13, 2016

The poorly made pilot episode! We unintentionally end up revealing how Sonic the Hedgehog attained his powers, all with the help of his little, skull-faced friend.

Submit your own fanfic prompts to @FanCanonShow on Twitter or send us fanfiction to read at TheFanCanon@gmail.com

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